8 Great 'Shutdown Pickup Lines'
Here are some of the better, slightly naughty ones we're seeing (we also also checked #shutdownpicklines):
There's also some tweeting about about #ifgovernmentshutsdown. Here's one of those:
Feel free to add some lines of your own in the comments thread. (Just don't go all "adult" on us, please!)
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